GO AHEAD! EAT THAT BURGER!
Know what makes y’all fat? Other than all those Sara Lee frozen cheese cake you throw down your throat every morning at 2 am? Dust. That’s right. Common dust from yo crib. I crap you negative.
According to the Englishter newspaper The Telegraph:
A pioneering study in the US revealed that normal house dust is capable of carrying hormone-altering chemicals that prompt cells in the body to accumulate fat.
Experiments found that even small amounts of dust, which can be inhaled, ingested or absorbed through the skin, were enough to provoke the effect.
I’ll tell y’all one damn thang. My big ass ain’t got a chance! There’s two things in this world that AWD hates and they are both vacuuming! And all this time I thought it was eating all those Walmart All Meat Super Pizzas in a setting that was making me look like a big ol’ buffalo!
The article continues:
The dust particles were found to contain endocrine-disrupting chemicals (EDCs), synthetic or naturally occurring compounds that can interfere with or mimic the body’s hormones.
These include flame retardants in sofas and carpets, as well as phthalates, substances added to plastics to increase their ...
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